About the DJ Theaterballs book series (please read before reading [wait what..?])

Oh boy.

At the start of senior year, our high school principal announced that we would have 20 minutes of mandatory reading at the start of free period. We were allowed to read any book we wanted to, but we had to read, not anything else, for that time. While most of the high school rolled their eyes and groaned, I looked at my friends and asked something simple. What if I wrote a book and brought it to school for us to read? Jacob and Charles immediately like the idea and agreed that it’d be very cool! So, I started working on the book farted in my butthole by DJ Theaterballs on August 14, 2025. I finished it on August 18, 2025 and handed Jacob and Charles both a copy the next day during reading time. Charles, the master reader, was able to read all 24 pages that day and thoroughly enjoyed it. Jacob finished it over a few weeks of reading time. He especially loved the reveal (I won’t go into spoilers here) moment a whole lot! Another friend, Greg, heard about the book too and asked me for a copy which I did indeed give him, and he loved it too. I started work on the second book shortly after until an incident resulting in the confiscation of my phone and Charles’s phone occurred. I refused to hand mine in for a multitude of reasons I won’t go into as to not spoil the theme and other elements of the second book. This caused me to go all in on the messaging in the last three chapters of the book. Anyways, I finished the and gave clap those cheeks by DJ Theaterballs to my three friends on September 13, 2025. But then, disaster struck. The school found out about the book. I was called into the office two days later and forced to explain and then hand in this mysterious inappropriate book. Hours later, I got called back into the office and was informed that I wasn’t allowed to come back to school until meeting with the school’s police officer next week. Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that scene with the bomb! Ah well. All is fine now. Nothing bad happened, I just made sure not to bring the book on campus after that. If I ever continue this book series (not unlikely), I know exactly where to pick up and how the rest of the story will go. I can make a few more books! Disclaimer below, be sure to read it.

DISCLAIMER:

These books contain profanity, crude humor, mature jokes, fictional violence, and other absurd or inappropriate situations. Some scenes and language may not be suitable for all readers. Please do not try to imitate the behavior of the characters. Especially Piratebooty. The opinions, actions, and statements of the characters are fictional and do not always reflect my exact views. These books are a work of comedy and fiction. The characters, events, dialogue, and situations depicted are intended for humorous and entertainment purposes. Some characters and story elements are loosely based on real people, experiences, and events. However, the story takes those things, throws them out the freaking window, hammers them, eats them along with the hammers, poops it back out again, and lets it marinate in the toilet for a few minutes before reaching back in and kneading around with what’s left in that bowl, presenting those remains to your astute eyeballs in text form. Any resemblance to real people or events should not be taken as an indication that everything in this book actually happened or will happen. I am not a terrorist. Me claiming I am not a terrorist doesn’t make me a terrorist. I think. Also, I don’t believe in paragraphs. Have fun.