farted in my butthole

My first song, made on May 6, 2025 at around 10:36 PM (Central Time). It publicly released on March 1, 2026 as the opening song for in the theater, my debut album as DJ Theaterballs. The associated image was taken by my friend Mario Clouse as I pretended to be asleep on a school trip in a Boston hotel. I did of course later edit the image to use as a placeholder cover for the song.

clap those cheeks

I made this song fourth around August 3, 2025 at around 12:54 AM (Central Time) in Florida while on vacation with my family and my friend Johnny. Released on March 1, 2026.

going in raw

I made this one fifth a few days after I came back from Florida on August 6, 2025 at around 9:00 PM (Central Time). Released on March 1, 2026. The associated image was taken at an iD Tech Camp in California in Summer 2023. This song was the hardest to type out the lyrics for cause it’s the same phrase over and over again but sometimes slightly different, so I often lost my place. It being the phrase repeated means you can’t just back up to the last sung line.

trevor

I made this one and ryans a femboy around the same time on the same day, but I’m sure this one came after, making it the third one I made, being on May 8, 2025 at around 3:57 AM . Publicly released on March 1, 2026. The associated image was taken in Enviornmental Science class on May 5, 2025 just a few days before making the song ,and it actually isn’t edited at all.

daddy elbows

Raw. Textured. Rough overall. I knew my friend Charles’s elbows needed a song from the sheer sensation of touching his elbows. I made this song last on February 17, 2026 at around 5:37 PM (Central Time). It publicly released on March 1, 2026 much to Charles’s dismay. And for the sake of honesty, yes, the associated image is very slightly edited, but his elbows do indeed still look and feel very rough in the unedited version of that image and in real life.

diarrhea all over the floor

This is the second to last song I made for the album on February 15, 2026 at around 11:12 AM (Central Time). I dunno what I was even thinking when making this song. Listing off a bunch of family members and how they all had and ate and liked diarrhea bro what the heck was I on???

like a grandfather clock

I think this is the worst song on the album. It has so little going for it and even the random crazy second half is just like what I later did in eat hammers, but I did it better in that song. I made this one on August 8, 2025 at around 11:03 PM (Central Time) which is the same day I started compiling all the placeholder covers into a photo album as 1:1 images. Released March 1, 2026.

lowkey target reds bathroom

There was some day where my friends and I went off the rails rambling about lowkey targetting people and then I brought my friend Red and his bathroom to the conversation. This song about lowkey targetting Red’s bathroom while shaving him with balloon hammers was made on August 19, 2025 at around 5:30 AM (Central Time). Publicly released March 1, 2026 yeah yeah we get it.

ryans a femboy

Disclaimer: Ryan is not actually a femboy. He’s gay. Just kidding just kidding just kiddinggg lmao surely he won’t read this. Anyways this second song was made on May 7, 2025 at around 11:33 PM (Central Time). Publicly released on March 1, 2026.

one day im gonna touch you (ft. Jacbo Barusse)

The tenth song of the album and legitimately one of my favorites that I’ve worked on. The night after Christmas, I was at Jacob’s house with him and Charles. Jacob randomly sang out ‘one day im gonna touch you Michael’ a lot of times in the same tune as in the song which I immediately started making. I even got Jacob to sing in it! It was fully made on December 27, 2025 at around 2:12 PM (Central Time). It publicly released on March 1, 2026.

eat hammers

I found out how to use a guitar sound in my DAW and I sung some actual not garbage stuff that sounded kidna cool. It was made on September 28 (Space Sniper’s birthday!), 2025 at around 11:37 PM (Central Time). Publicly released on March 1, 2026.

fully empty

Made after… THE BOOK INCIDENT… Find more on that in the Books section of the website. I consider this to be the best song in the album. Not the best song I’ve ever made, but the best DJ Theaterballs song so far in my opinion. I made this ninth song on October 3, 2025 at around 8:53 AM (Central Time). Publicly released on March 1, 2026.